Saturday, February 2, 2008

Ode to the Working Man

(performed at Dangerous Man Day 2008, Centennial, Colorado)

Flex time, comp time, overtime, short time
pension’s running dry and my pen’s running out of ink,
wild swings on Wall St., … I wonder would happen if you actually saw a real live bull and real live bear in a cage match on TNT?

early retirement, forced retirement, and golden parachutes,
telecommuting, laptops, smart phones, crack-berries, …
NAFTA, CAFTA,
Euros against the pound against the yen against the dollar,
petro-dollars, narco-dollars, just not enough dollars at the end of the month…

Nikkei, Hong Kong Hang Seng, E-trade, Scott trade,
Schwab’s trading up for the next largest plasma screen…
2nd mortgage HELOC, foreclosure’s changing the door lock

Job security? I no longer believe.

Enter the global economy, and suddenly
we’re competing with people all over the world who just want to work.
Isn’t competition wonderful? Or is it just a fact of life?

and what do you know, Toy-yota is building pick up trucks at a factory in San Antonio, Texas!

“The social contract is shifting,”
says the Society for Human Resource Management.
No kidding!

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